Lake Huron, PA (August 12, 2025) – For the 72nd year in a row, the final score for Color War at Camp Huron Lake was the closest it’s ever been according to Camp Director Marty Feldstein.  The difference of just one quintillionth (18 zeros) of a point separating the two teams broke last year’s record of three quintillionths of a point determining the ultimate winner. It was a Color War to remember as this year’s internet-themed team names were picked…

Lake Huron, PA (August 7, 2025) – Camp Huron Lake Super Senior boy Tony “T-Bone” Balboni, an Italian 14 year-old who came to camp with his neighbor Jacob Finkelstein, has been allowed to participate in this year’s Color War Gaga tournament despite the event being closed to non-Jews since its inception.  As a result of three gentile campers easily winning the tournament from the summers 2021 through 2023, Camp Director Marty Feldstein limited the participant pool to only Jewish campers…

Lake Huron, PA (August 5, 2025) – Despite being a once well-respected New York OB/GYN who practices out of the basement of his Brooklyn Heights brownstone, Dr. Cliff Huxtable, for reasons unbeknownst to many, has not had one female visitor this week at the Camp Huron Lake Infirmary.  Most of Boys Side has found their ways to see the famous doctor who has supplied the boys with Jell-O Pudding Pops and Coca Cola despite the ailments they presented. Camp Director…

Anaheim, CA (August 1, 2025) – There’s crazy and then there are four mothers of Camp Huron Lake Teen Division campers who have shown up at every location along the six day trip to the Greater Los Angeles Area.  The mothers, who bonded over their hatred toward Shelly Weinberger on the Bunk 38 Mom Chat, became concerned after hacking into Director Marty Feldstein’s computer to get the detailed itinerary and figured out no camp photographer would be making the trip…